Funny and humorous one liner jokes about human communications and talks - mostly on how nice when not talking! Read and Enjoy.

Communication One Liner Jokes

1. Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them.

2. I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story.

3. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

4. My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!

5. Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team.

6. Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications.

7. You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

8. Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful.

9. Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.

10. I like the sound of you not talking.