These are some of the hilarious ugly one lines intended to be funny comments on ugliness of people, especially ugly women and various other situations.

Ugly one liners

 

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.

Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.

You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.

Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

A beautiful woman delights a man's eye, an ugly – woman's eye.

You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.

Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future.

You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

You should need a license to be that ugly.

Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.