Collection of most hilarous one liner racist jokes - about black people and niggers. These are for fun only, just read and enjoy. But don't be racist towards others !!!

Black Racist One Liner Jokes

George Washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!" ... well, swine flu.

What did the black girl say while having sex? Dad get off me your crushing my ciggies.

What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.

How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.

What travels at 200km's a hour? A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together.

Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black.

Why wasn't there any blacks in the Flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.

Why are black guys eyes red after sex? From the pepper spray.

What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player.

Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it.

How did they invent break dancing? Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid).

What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager.

How can you tell a black person is lying? His lips are moving.

Some people have skeletons in their closet. I have a whole graveyard!

What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People.

What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People.

Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!

What did the black women get for getting an abortion? Fat cash from crime stoppers.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the definition of black foreplay? Don't scream or I'll kill you.

What is the world's biggest oxymoron. Black People.

Why do black women where high heels? So their knuckles don't drag.

What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break.

Why do blacks raise chickens? To teach their kids how to walk.

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller.

What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.

What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try and take a rib from a black.

What do they do with blacks after they die? Gut them and use them as wetsuits.

How do you start a black parade? Roll a 40 down the street.

Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.

Why are aspirins white? Because they work.

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A good days hunting.

Why don't blacks like Tylenol? They have to pick cotton to get to them.

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.

Why are black peoples nostrils so big? Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.

What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? Antique air conditioner.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit.

Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.