Funny and humorous one liner jokes about human communications and talks – mostly on how nice when not talking! Read and Enjoy.
Talk and Communication one liners
We repeat the line “One liner a day, keeps a doctor away” just to re-emphasize the impact of funny and concise one liners. So check this list of talk & communication funny lines and enjoy.
1: Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them.
2: I don’t date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story.
3: Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
4: My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
5: Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team.
6: Alcohol not only expands the blood vessels but also communications.
7: You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
8: Back in my day, we didn’t watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful.
9: Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I’m a mile away and I have his shoes.
10: I like the sound of you not talking.
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