Collection of funny one liners about heroin drug and drug addicts. Enjoy collection of this funniest one liners, but not the drugs!
It is always fun to talk with alcoholics and listen to their funny response. So we have large collection of jokes on bar and bartenders that you will enjoy. If you don’t like drugs, still there may be a reason to say you are a stoner 🙂
Heroin and Drugs one liners
We repeat the line “One liner a day, keeps a doctor away” just to re-emphasize the impact of funny and concise one liners. So check this list of funny one lines on heroine drug and enjoy.
1: Tobacco kills more people in the United States every year than alcohol, cocaine, heroin, homicide, suicide, car accidents, fire and AIDS combined.
2: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
3: I don’t mean to be forward girl but do you swallow? Ok Cool. Swallow these 7 balloons of Heroin and get on this flight to Los Angeles
4: I swear to drunk I’m not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don’t do vegetables.
5: If you could bottle up hope and sell it, heroin and crack would seem like aspirin.
6: I said ‘no’ to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
7: Thanks to Heroin I think I’m addicted to needles.
8: Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
9: In the late 19th and the early 20th century, Heroin was sold as a children’s cough medicine
10: I love my FedEx guy cause he’s a drug dealer and he doesn’t even know it — and he’s always on time.
11: In the 1930’s, heroin and cocaine were actual prescribed medicines.
12: Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
13: It is rumored that Mr. Jones in the hit Counting Crows song was the singer’s ‘jones’ for heroin.
14: Sleep is my drug….my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.
15: Samuel L. Jackson has actually overdosed on heroin on multiple occasions, and switched to cocaine.
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