Funny one line jokes about cars – yes cars can be funny with smart & funny quotes. Enjoy reading the short one liners about cars.
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Funny car driving one liners
We repeat the line “One liner a day, keeps a doctor away” just to re-emphasize the impact of funny and concise one liners. So check this list of funny car driving one lines and enjoy.
1: I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90.
2: Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
3: How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood? The Blacks get car insurance.
4: Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
5: If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield.
6: What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
7: To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
8: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now.
9: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now.
10: There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can’t drive a car and start behaving illogically.
11: Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
12: Get a new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great trade!
13: If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.
14: What’s a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
15: My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
16: Isn’t it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
17: I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio… I don’t understand a word they’re saying.
18: My wife had her driver’s test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
19: My wife had her driver’s test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
20: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
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