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45 Funny Reasons to Say That You are a Stoner

It is not so complicated to figure out if someone is on a high. Here are funniest collection of 45 reasons to say that you are stoner when.

Stoner is a person who regularly takes drugs, especially cannabis.

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Reasons to say that you are a stoner

We repeat the line “One liner a day, keeps a doctor away” just to re-emphasize the impact of funny and concise one liners. So check this list reasons that confirm you are a stoner and enjoy.

1: Your cigarette gets way too heavy

2: You went to a Hempfest

3: Your friends call you Smokey

4: Someone finds a roach in your room, it’s not a bad thing

5: You learn about the KGB in history class and all you can think about are green sticky buds

6: You buy your Visine (eye-drops) at a wholesale club

7: Your parents call you Smokey

8: You vote Harry Browne for president

9: You can’t remember the Hempfest

10: Smoking resi on a daily basis is essential to keep your bowl from getting clogged

11: Every story you tell begins with, ‘We were really high and…’

12: Your bong becomes an extension of your arm

13: You clean out your car and smoke the shake you found on your car mats

14: You roll your blunts fatter than your 40oz

15: You can ask for weed in other languages

16: You think everyone is staring at you and there’s nobody in the room

17: Sorting out life’s problems, the answer is always roll, lick and smoke

18: A friend without weed is a friend in need

19: All you want to do is drink & smoke & eat & smoke & chill & smoke…

20: You find yourself in the kitchen eating everything but Spam…then you eat the Spam

21: You were born caucasian but all your friends assume you’re Chinese

22: Your bumper sticker reads ‘Honk for Hemp’

23: You own too many pairs of Birkenstocks

24: Your clothes are full of burnholes from dropped joints

25: Your room turns into your grow room

26: Your too phoned to stone home

27: You begin hearing knocks at the door and CD skips that aren’t there

28: You smoke your screens and save your roaches

29: You forget your own name

30: The High Times centerfold turns you on

31: You’re a Bob Marley fan and you don’t even like reggae

32: Your motto in life is ‘Why ask Why? Just Get High’

33: You call people you don’t even like to hang out with, just because you know they’ve got buds

34: If an autobiography of your life was made into a movie, it would be called ‘Waiting to Inhale’

35: You forget your friends’ names

36: The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but you don’t mind being wasted

37: Your video collection consists of endless Cheech and Chong sequels

38: Your best friend just happens to be your dealer

39: Every vacation you wind up in Amsterdam or Jamaica

40: You want to have kids named Herb, Bud and MaryJane

41: Breakfast consists of a spliff, some OJ, and a bowl packed with Fruity Pebbles

42: The lab technician testing your urine sample gets high off the fumes

43: Someone asks you for a dime and you tell them you’re out of herb

44: Your creativity is only used when you have nothing to smoke out of

& The final reason you know that you are a stoner when –

45. You have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

Did you find reasons for a stoner as funny?

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