What is your favorite flirt line? We made collection of some of the top flirty messages from online resources. They are funny and can be used to impress you dear ones.
Best and Funny Flirt Texts
We repeat the line “One liner a day, keeps a doctor away” just to re-emphasize the impact of funny and concise one liners. So check this list of funny flirt texts and enjoy.
1: Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
2: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means Stop.
3: You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
4: Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
5: Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well…Enough about ME! How about you?
6: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
7: Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?
8: You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
9: You smell like trash….. Can I take you out?
10: What is live? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you.
11: Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.
12: If you want to hide your face, go out naked.
13: It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!
14: Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
15: I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can’t watch porn…
16: Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.
17: I didn’t know angels could fly so low.
18: Is your name Summer? ‘Coz you’re HOT!
19: Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: ‘Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?’
20: Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
21: Looking at you is getting my dick harder than Chuck Norris
22: I flirted with disaster last night. Now disaster won’t stop texting me.
23: You’re so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.
24: I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
25: How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?
26: You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
27: My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
28: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
29: Save your breath… You’ll need it to blow up your date.
30: S.I.N.G.L.E…sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!
31: If I followed you home, would you keep me?
32: My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That’s where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.
33: Want to take a look at my benefit package?
34: Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they’re 100% off,
35: You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
36: Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I’m you from the future.
37: Its girls like u that cause global warming!
38: Anyone have any sex laying around they’re not using I could borrow?
39: I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
40: I don’t think it’s rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today’s newspaper.
41: Girls are like internet domain names… the ones I like are already taken.
42: If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
43: Hi, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.
44: Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
45: Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
46: If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.
47: Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
48: Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
49: Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
50: What’s the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?
51: Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.
52: I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
53: For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer…
54: Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I’m thirsty.
55: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
56: I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
57: Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?
58: There’s something actionable in your pants.
59: Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
60: Fuck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Cindrella?
61: Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
62: I’ll get you wetter than a Scottish summer.
63: You cannot play with me unless you blow me. -Balloon
64: Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
65: It’s hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!
66: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? ‘I’m sweet on you!’
67: I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
68: A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
69: I’d like to think inside your box.
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