Large collection of funny insulting one liner jokes that are not always pleasant. Many of these are arrogant attitude related short quotes that are funny to read and enjoy.
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Insulting one liner jokes
We repeat the line “One liner a day, keeps a doctor away” just to re-emphasize the impact of funny and concise one liners. So check this list of insulting but funny lines and enjoy.
1: He is known as a miracle comic. If he’s funny, it’s a miracle!
2: How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy.
3: When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, ‘I’m very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.’
4: He’s a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!
5: I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
6: Why don´t women have men´s brains? Because they don’t have penises to put them in
7: There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.
8: He’s a few clowns short of a circus.
9: How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
10: I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, ‘I’m going to mop the floor with your face.’ I said, ‘You’ll be sorry.’ He said, ‘Oh, yeah? Why?’ I said, ‘Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.’
11: Yo’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
12: You have enough fat to make another human.
13: I’d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
14: You have the perfect face for radio.
15: You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
16: If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
17: You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
18: Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
19: You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
20: If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
21: I’m not being rude, you’re just insignificant.
22: What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate!
23: Your so dense, light must bend around you.
24: I’m already visualising the duct tape across your mouth.
25: You are not even beneath my contempt.
26: You’re the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.
27: Save your breath… You’ll need it to blow up your date.
28: Are your parents siblings?
29: Loltard: Someone who uses ‘lol’ too much.
30: If you don’t like my opinion of you – improve yourself!
31: You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you’re doing your best.
32: Even if you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid!
33: You should need a license to be that ugly.
34: Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
35: As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
36: The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
37: She’s so wrinkled, her mother was a Shar Pei.
38: Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
39: Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
40: I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
41: I’ll bet your parents hit the JERKpot!
42: I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
43: Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?
44: Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
45: Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is.
46: Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
47: Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
48: I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
49: If bullshit could float…you’d be the Admiral of the fleet!
50: Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again!
51: You look like a before picture.
52: Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
53: You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
54: When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell.
55: I’m jealous of all the people that haven’t met you!
56: Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.
57: I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
58: Wife: ‘I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?’ Husband: ‘You have perfect eyesight.’
59: You’ve got two brain cells: one is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing.
60: I’m blonde. What’s your excuse?
61: If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty.
62: Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality.
63: You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
64: Shock me, say something intelligent.
65: When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
66: You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
67: You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.
68: My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.
69: You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
70: You better hope you marry rich.
71: Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
72: You’re IQ’s lower than your shoe size.
73: Its girls like u that cause global warming!
74: If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, you’re invulnerable.
75: Why do men name their penises? Because they don’t like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions.
76: We all sprang from apes, but you didn’t spring far enough.
77: We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
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