Are you sick of romantic pickup lines from unwanted lovers? Then sure you will be in need of some anti-pickup lines to make a comeback with strong responses.
Sometimes you want to revert back with strong reverse pickup lines and we sure have enough collections to ease your task.
Anti-pickup lines for strong response
Give these awesome anti pick up lines a try and see how you get on.
1: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.
2: Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized.
3: Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.
4: Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.
5: Are you an erection? Because you’re growing on me.
6: are you from subway because you givin me a footlong
7: are you from subway because you givin me a footlong
8: Are you from tennessee? Because it looks like your missing some teeth.
9: Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
10: Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
11: Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin’!
I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?
12: Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low selfesteem. I will prey on your poor selfimage for shortterm sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. OK.
13: Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low selfesteem. I will prey on your poor selfimage for shortterm sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. OK.
14: I think you’re the best looking girl in here.
Really? Well, I’d better go find the best looking guy then, hadn’t I!
15: I wish my sister was as hot as you.
16: I wish my sister was as hot as you.
17: I would die for you…
Proove it
18: I’d go through anything for you.
Good! Let’s start with your bank account.
19: I’d go through anything for you.
Good! Let’s start with your bank account.
20: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
It’s in the phone book.
But I don’t know your name.
That’s in the phone book too.
21: I’ll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words.
Clean my house.
22: I’ll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words.
Clean my house.
23: I’ll drop my standards, if you drop your pants 😉
24: I’m all you’ve got cutie
Then I must not have alot
25: I’m all you’ve got cutie
Then I must not have alot
26: I’m craving some bacon, wanna strip?
27: I’ve got a knife
28: I’ve got a knife
29: I’ve got candy.
30: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together.
31: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together.
32: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ as far apart as possible.
33: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘your sister’ and ‘I’ together.
34: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘your sister’ and ‘I’ together.
35: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U togather Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U together.
36: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
37: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
38: If I had chloroform and a rag, you’d be waking up in a closet tomorrow.
39: If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?
40: If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?
41: If i’d ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?
42: If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
43: If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
44: if you were my sister i’d totally get with you.
45: Insert pick up line.
Wanna get laid?
TOTALLY!
Crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
46: Insert pick up line.
Wanna get laid?
TOTALLY!
Crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
47: Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.
48: is your name macaulay culkin? cuz you’re going home alone.
49: is your name macaulay culkin? cuz you’re going home alone.
50: M: Wanna play dynamite?
W: what’s that?
M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.
51: Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
52: Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
53: Male: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore
54: Male: I would die for you…
Female: Prove it
55: Male: I would die for you…
Female: Prove it
56: You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
…I’m a paraplegic, asshole.
57: You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you
58: You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you
59: You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I’m at least half right.
60: You’re hot, I’m ugly. Lets make average babies.
61: You’re hot, I’m ugly. Lets make average babies.
62: You’re like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.
63: You’re place or mine?
Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.
64: You’re place or mine?
Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.
65: You’re so hot I’d do you sober.
66: You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear
67: You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear
68: Your body is like a temple.v Sorry, there are no services today.
69: Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.
70: Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.
71: Your face must turn a few heads.
And your face must turn a few stomachs.
72: Your feet must be tired ‘cuz you’ve been running through my mind.
Yea, I was running away from you.
73: Your feet must be tired ‘cuz you’ve been running through my mind.
Yea, I was running away from you.
74: Your legs go clear up to your ass.
Most peoples’ do!
75: Your skin would make a nice coat.
76: Your skin would make a nice coat.
77: Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U together.
78: Man Hey hun.. .Can I kiss the most beautiful girl on the whole party? 😉
Wowan Hell no.
Man Ah, I see… And what about you? Can I?
79: Man Hey hun.. .Can I kiss the most beautiful girl on the whole party? 😉
Wowan Hell no.
Man Ah, I see… And what about you? Can I?
80: Man: ‘Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the Titanic, and I’ll be the iceberg making you go down.’
Woman: ‘That would be a massive disaster.’
81: Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight?
Girl: No thanks, my dad’s gonna be here any minute.
82: Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight?
Girl: No thanks, my dad’s gonna be here any minute.
83: Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment?
Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :).
Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?
84: Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it’s too long
Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you’ll never get it
85: Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it’s too long
Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you’ll never get it
86: ManAccording to my magic watch you’re not wearing any underwear.
WomanYes, I am!
ManDamn! I guess my watch is 15 minutes fast.
87: My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
88: My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
89: Nice hair, can I pull it?
90: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little
I just did.
91: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little
I just did.
92: on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?
93: roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?
94: roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?
95: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.
96: So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?
97: So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?
98: So I saw you walk into the bar from the scope of my rifle and I was wondering if you’d enjoy some unconsentual sex in the back of my van?
99: So, wanna go back to my place?
Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?
100: So, wanna go back to my place?
Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?
101: So…wanna come back to my place?
I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.
102: That outfit looks great on you..
.. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag
103: That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I’d be coming too.
104: A man walks up to the woman, and says, ‘I’d like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?’
The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.
105: The word of the day is ‘legs’. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?
106: There’s a ‘U’ in beautiful.
Yeah, and there’s a ‘U’ in ugly.
107: Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world
That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.
108: Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.
109: Walking to your car alone later?
110: Want to get on your knees and suck my ****?
No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.
111: What are you looking at?
I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.
112: What sign were you born under?
No Parking.
113: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
114: What’s a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?
115: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What’s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
116: What’s your name sexy?
Taken!
117: Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass?
Sandpaper
118: When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment…
119: Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you…
120: With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren’t worth my attention.
121: MAN: hey, are you a gust of wind? because you blow me away! WOMAN: really? that makes me happy! i was getting kinda sick of you being here!
122: Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.
123: Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?
124: Would you like to dance?
Not with you.
125: Yeah, with your blood
Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red?
Yeah, with your blood
126: you actually look alright with the lights on.
127: You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.
128: You don’t sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?
129: You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?
130: You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.
131: You know how I know we’re going to have sex, tonight? I’m bigger than you.
132: You look like a dream.
Go back to sleep.
133: You look… clean
134: You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you
You must be a wellfare check then.
135: You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i’d have to pay.
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