135 Funny (Anti-) Pickup Line Responses to Comeback

Are you sick of romantic pickup lines from unwanted lovers? Then sure you will be in need of some anti-pickup lines to make a comeback with strong responses.

Sometimes you want to revert back with strong reverse pickup lines and we sure have enough collections to ease your task.

Anti-pickup lines for strong response

Give these awesome anti pick up lines a try and see how you get on.

1: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

2: Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized.

3: Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

4: Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

5: Are you an erection? Because you’re growing on me.

6: are you from subway because you givin me a footlong

7: are you from subway because you givin me a footlong

8: Are you from tennessee? Because it looks like your missing some teeth.

9: Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

10: Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

11: Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin’!
I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?

12: Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low selfesteem. I will prey on your poor selfimage for shortterm sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. OK.

13: Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low selfesteem. I will prey on your poor selfimage for shortterm sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. OK.

14: I think you’re the best looking girl in here.
Really? Well, I’d better go find the best looking guy then, hadn’t I!

15: I wish my sister was as hot as you.

16: I wish my sister was as hot as you.

17: I would die for you…
Proove it

18: I’d go through anything for you.
Good! Let’s start with your bank account.

19: I’d go through anything for you.
Good! Let’s start with your bank account.

20: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
It’s in the phone book.
But I don’t know your name.
That’s in the phone book too.

21: I’ll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words.
Clean my house.

22: I’ll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words.
Clean my house.

23: I’ll drop my standards, if you drop your pants 😉

24: I’m all you’ve got cutie
Then I must not have alot

25: I’m all you’ve got cutie
Then I must not have alot

26: I’m craving some bacon, wanna strip?

27: I’ve got a knife

28: I’ve got a knife

29: I’ve got candy.

30: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together.

31: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together.

32: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ as far apart as possible.

33: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘your sister’ and ‘I’ together.

34: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘your sister’ and ‘I’ together.

35: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U togather Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U together.

36: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

37: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

38: If I had chloroform and a rag, you’d be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

39: If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?

40: If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?

41: If i’d ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

42: If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

43: If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

44: if you were my sister i’d totally get with you.

45: Insert pick up line.
Wanna get laid?
TOTALLY!
Crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.

46: Insert pick up line.
Wanna get laid?
TOTALLY!
Crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.

47: Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

48: is your name macaulay culkin? cuz you’re going home alone.

49: is your name macaulay culkin? cuz you’re going home alone.

50: M: Wanna play dynamite?
W: what’s that?
M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

51: Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

52: Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

53: Male: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore

54: Male: I would die for you…
Female: Prove it

55: Male: I would die for you…
Female: Prove it

56: You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
…I’m a paraplegic, asshole.

57: You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you

58: You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you

59: You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I’m at least half right.

60: You’re hot, I’m ugly. Lets make average babies.

61: You’re hot, I’m ugly. Lets make average babies.

62: You’re like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

63: You’re place or mine?
Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

64: You’re place or mine?
Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

65: You’re so hot I’d do you sober.

66: You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

67: You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

68: Your body is like a temple.v Sorry, there are no services today.

69: Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

70: Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

71: Your face must turn a few heads.
And your face must turn a few stomachs.

72: Your feet must be tired ‘cuz you’ve been running through my mind.
Yea, I was running away from you.

73: Your feet must be tired ‘cuz you’ve been running through my mind.
Yea, I was running away from you.

74: Your legs go clear up to your ass.
Most peoples’ do!

75: Your skin would make a nice coat.

76: Your skin would make a nice coat.

77: Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U togather Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U together.

78: Man Hey hun.. .Can I kiss the most beautiful girl on the whole party? 😉
Wowan Hell no.
Man Ah, I see… And what about you? Can I?

79: Man Hey hun.. .Can I kiss the most beautiful girl on the whole party? 😉
Wowan Hell no.
Man Ah, I see… And what about you? Can I?

80: Man: ‘Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the Titanic, and I’ll be the iceberg making you go down.’
Woman: ‘That would be a massive disaster.’

81: Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight?
Girl: No thanks, my dad’s gonna be here any minute.

82: Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight?
Girl: No thanks, my dad’s gonna be here any minute.

83: Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment?
Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :).
Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

84: Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it’s too long
Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you’ll never get it

85: Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it’s too long
Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you’ll never get it

86: ManAccording to my magic watch you’re not wearing any underwear.
WomanYes, I am!
ManDamn! I guess my watch is 15 minutes fast.

87: My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

88: My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

89: Nice hair, can I pull it?

90: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little
I just did.

91: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little
I just did.

92: on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

93: roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

94: roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

95: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

96: So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

97: So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

98: So I saw you walk into the bar from the scope of my rifle and I was wondering if you’d enjoy some unconsentual sex in the back of my van?

99: So, wanna go back to my place?
Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?

100: So, wanna go back to my place?
Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?

101: So…wanna come back to my place?
I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

102: That outfit looks great on you..
.. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

103: That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I’d be coming too.

104: A man walks up to the woman, and says, ‘I’d like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?’
The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

105: The word of the day is ‘legs’. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

106: There’s a ‘U’ in beautiful.
Yeah, and there’s a ‘U’ in ugly.

107: Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world
That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

108: Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

109: Walking to your car alone later?

110: Want to get on your knees and suck my ****?
No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

111: What are you looking at?
I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

112: What sign were you born under?
No Parking.

113: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

114: What’s a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

115: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What’s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

116: What’s your name sexy?
Taken!

117: Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass?
Sandpaper

118: When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment…

119: Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you…

120: With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren’t worth my attention.

121: MAN: hey, are you a gust of wind? because you blow me away! WOMAN: really? that makes me happy! i was getting kinda sick of you being here!

122: Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

123: Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

124: Would you like to dance?
Not with you.

125: Yeah, with your blood
Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red?
Yeah, with your blood

126: you actually look alright with the lights on.

127: You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

128: You don’t sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

129: You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

130: You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.

131: You know how I know we’re going to have sex, tonight? I’m bigger than you.

132: You look like a dream.
Go back to sleep.

133: You look… clean

134: You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you
You must be a wellfare check then.

135: You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i’d have to pay.

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