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Best Bible Riddles with Keys

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Most of the Christians around the world know quite a bit on Christianity(we are not talking on other religions here). But do you know the Bible very well? Well, you can just find out this by answering best Bible riddles we gathered.

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Funny Bible riddles

Click “+” sign to know the answers. These Bible related riddles are of mixed level and for all. Give it a try and find that answers are full of humors.

1. What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.

2. What kind of car did Jehovah drive?
A Fury. He drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

3. According to the Bible should men or women make coffee?
There’s a whole book about it – He Brews.

4. What happened in the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the Big Inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second, Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

5. Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.

6. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.

7. And what car did David drive?
A Triumph. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.

8. Which Biblical character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun.

9. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.

10. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

11. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Ruth-less.

12. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.

13. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
Nebuchadnezzar. He was on grass for seven years.

14. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
They were really put out.

15. Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?
When Adam and Eve needed more coverage.

16. What is one of the first thing that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
They really raised Cain.

17. What was the last thing Noah said before he entered the Ark?
So long Fellers!

18. Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.

19. The ark was built in 3 stories and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom two stories?
They used floodlights.

20. Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.

21. Who was the best mathematician in the Bible?
Moses. He wrote the book of Numbers.

22. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

23. Why do they say “Amen” at the end of a prayer instead of “Awomen”?
The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

24. Who was the straightest man in the bible?
Joseph, because the Pharaoh made him a ruler.

25. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Even then men wouldn’t ask for directions.

26. After the flood, how many people left the ark ahead of Noah?
Three. Because the Bible says that Noah went forth out of the ark.

27. When was the first tennis match in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

28. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
David, he rocked Goliath to sleep.

29. What did Adam say the night before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve.

30. Why won’t we drink milk in the new world?
Because, at Armageddon, there will be udder destruction.

31. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.

32. Why shouldn’t Christians watch TV?
At the transfiguration, Jesus said, “Tell the vision to no one.”

33. Who is the shortest man mentioned in the Bible?
Bildad the Shuhite.

34. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.

35. How many of each animal did Moses take on the Ark?
None, it was Noah.

36. How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.

37. Why didn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
He knew there was something fishy about it.

38. Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

39. Who was the fastest runner in the Bible?
Adam. He was first in the human race.

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