55 Cheesy Pickup Lines to Make Your Crush Laugh

Do you want your crush to smile and laugh on a date? These cheesy pickup lines can surely help in a big way! Just like funny pickup lines and romantic pickup lines, we guarantee you that these will come handy for you when with your significant half!

Cheesy is used to mean something that is very obviously joking or over-the-top. It can be funny, annoying or even uncomfortable and embarrassing to hear someone say something super cheesy. So make sure you use these pickup lines based on the vibe 🙂

Best Cheesy Pickup Lines

Read these awesome cheesy pickup lines for yourself and they sure will guaranteed to work for you on the special day!

1: There’s something wrong with my phone…
It doesn’t have your number in it.

2: Your ass is so nice, it’s a shame you have to sit on it.

3: Are you a tower?
Because Eiffel for you.

4: Hi, I’m Mr. Right.
Someone said you were looking for me.

5: Do you want to play house with me?
You can be the front door, and I’ll slam you until sunrise.

6: We should get some coffee because I’m liking you a latte.

7: Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of?
Boyfriend material.

8: There’s side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.

9: I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I’ve just found one.

10: You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.

11: Am I cute enough yet?
Or do you need more to drink?

12: Are you an alien?
Because you just abducted my heart.

13: Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

14: Were you forged by Sauron?
Because baby, you’re precious.

15: You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

16: They say that Disney World is ‘the happiest place on earth’.
They’ve obviously never been in your arms.

17: I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn’t take it away every time you walked past.

18: Do you have any raisins?
(No)
How about a date?

19: Hi, my name’s Pogo.
Wanna ride on my stick?

20: Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

21: Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you’re making me breathless.

22: If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

23: Do I know you?
Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

24: Do you know what’s on the menu tonight, girl?
Me ‘n’ U.

25: Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

26: Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

27: You must be a keyboard.
Because you’re just my type.

28: My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

29: Nothing lasts forever.
Can you be my nothing?

30: Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.

31: Are you religious?
Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

32: Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?

33: Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you’re a knockout.

34: When God made you, he was just showing off.

35: What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

36: Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.

37: You’re so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.

38: You shouldn’t wear make up, baby.
It’s messing with perfection.

39: I’m no photographer but I can picture us together.

40: If you were a new burger at McDonald’s, you’d be a McGorgeous.

41: Just call me milk. I’ll do your body good.

42: Baby, you’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business.

43: You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.

44: I’m a maintenance engineer and I’d love to tinker with your parts.

45: Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

46: Can I tie your shoes?
Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

47: I’ll buy you dinner if you make me breakfast.

48: Can I have directions?
To your heart.

49: Do you want to die happy?
I’ve heard sex is a killer.

50: Do you know karate?
Because you’re body’s kickin’.

51: Even if there was no gravity, I’d still fall for you.

52: You should sell hot dogs because you already know how to make a weiner stand.

53: I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

54: Damn girl, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

55: I’m not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.

Did you find cheesy pickup lines good?

How are these collection of cheesy pickup lines? Did you try some of these lines with your significant other half? Let us know which is your favorite line, we will be glad to hear your feedback.