This post was most recently updated on July 8th, 2020
These are comic & funny pickup lines related to Christianity and Bible. These God given Christian pickup lines will surely help you if you practice them religiously 🙂
Christian Pickup Lines
Some of these lines are cheesy, but they sure will work if you or your partner has the inclination!
1: The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… how about dinner?
2: I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I’m being lead to Bethlehem.
3: My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits
4: You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
5: I would part the red sea for you.
6: You are perfect, except with all the sin.
7: I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
8: Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
9: Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.
10: For you I would slay two Goliaths.
11: You float my ark.
12: Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
13: So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!
14: I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.
15: I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.
16: Bathsheba had nothing on you.
17: How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
18: If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
19: Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
20: It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
21: Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
22: Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
23: Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
24: How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
25: I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
26: I just don’t feel called to celibacy.
27: I’m a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a proverbs 31 kinda woman…
28: If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair.
29: Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.
30: I’m pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
31: Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
32: When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
33: Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
34: Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.
35: I put the “stud” in bible study.
36: I didn’t know angels flew this low.
37: I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?
38: Look, you’re nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.
39: You make me want to be a better Christian.
40: You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
41: Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.
42: Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
43: Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.
44: What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?
45: I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
46: I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
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