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Witty Sayings about Cooking Stoves and Cook-tops

Witty Sayings about Cooking Stoves and Cook-tops

Many famous people across the globe have quoted stoves and cooktops to share their life experiences. They are all about life lessons and essence of living. Cooking on stove reminds us of most basic needs of life.

This post has collection of famous sayings on cooking and stoves.

Famous sayings about cooking on stoves

Check this awesome sayings on stoves by famous persons such as Albert Einstein, Paula Deen, Leonardo DiCaprio, Bobby Flay and more.

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
Albert Einstein

Cooking has always brought me a happiness that I didn’t think was available. I just fire up the stove, and things start to fade away.
Paula Deen

So often the pain of our life is no more than a reminder to take our hand off the stove.
Richard Paul Evans

At some point in your career, someone is going to tell you, “This stove is hot. Do not touch this stove.” And the weird thing is, you’ll want to touch it. But resist that urge, man.
Leonardo DiCaprio

A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said ‘I love your pictures – they’re wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera.’ He said nothing until dinner was finished, then: ‘That was a wonderful dinner; you must have a terrific stove.
Sam Haskins

A grill is just a source of heat. Just like a stove, it is very user-friendly.
Bobby Flay

Don’t take the attitude of waiting for people to be nice to you – be nice to them. Don’t sit in front of a cold stove waiting for the heat. Put in the fuel. Act first.
Earl Nightingale

Every morning the cuisinier must start again at zero, with nothing on the stove. That is what real cuisine is all about.
Fernand Point

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it – and stop there.
Mark Twain

I’m actually a very shy person, which is why I always chose to be in the kitchen. You can make people happy and entertain them, without really being there. You can make a very short appearance and then say, ‘I’ve got something on the stove, gotta go!
Giada De Laurentiis

I’m taking my skills to different people’s homes that have stoves for it.
Snoop Dogg

If a cat sits on a hot stove once, it will never sit on a cold one either.
Paul Wolfowitz

My home kitchen is airy, with a gas stove, a stainless-steel island table in the center and granite countertops. It’s very modest but there’s tons of counter space, so you can slap down three or four cutting boards.
Grant Achatz

Several years ago my dear wife went to the hospital. She left a note behind for the children: “Dear children, do not let Daddy touch the microwave” – followed by a comma, “or the stove, or the dishwasher, or the dryer.” I’m embarrassed to add any more to that list.
Thomas S. Monson

I just . . . knew, the way you know how to breathe or to pull your hand back from a hot stove.
Lilith Saintcrow

Sometimes I think I’ll give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on a stove and moan all day.
Dorothy Parker

Even the stove and the refrigerator looked human, I mean good human – they seemed to have arms and voices and they said, hang around, kid, it’s good here, it can be very good here.
Charles Bukowski

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea.
Ernest Hemingway

Count Olaf certainly does sound evil. Imagine forcing children to stand near a stove!
Daniel Handler

When I was a kid of six or seven, I used to get up on the stove woodpile for a stage and I’d put on the wildest show.
Jerry Reed

When one married a man, it was clear to me, one married also the sink and the stove.
Phyllis Bentley

An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn’t?
Will Cuppy

I used to get on a stove wood pile at 5-6 years old and I would have a piece of stove wood and kindling bark as a pick, and I was a star.
Jerry Reed

I bent my head over a stove in my early 20s and picked it up in my 30s.
Alexandra Guarnaschelli

I almost feel like throwing Jimmy into the stove, as the priest in Kulenberg did.
Martin Luther

I can remember sitting in a cabin outside of Denver writing that with a can of soup on the stove.
Gordon Lightfoot

Kids only learn that the stove is hot when they put their finger on and they burn it. This, unfortunately, is the limitation of our precious brain.
Hasso Plattner

Sometimes if you want to know for sure whether the stove is hot, the only way to find out is to touch it.
Lee Child

Every time you warm yourself in front of a hot coal stove, remember the coal miners in the cold dark corridors and pray for them!
Mehmet Murat Ildan

Books were to my family’s house like beds and stoves, the most basic items, necessary for survival
Nora Gallagher

I’m into eating as little as possible… I never cook. Never use the stove or anything.
Noam Chomsky

A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a cold stove.
Mike Cameron

I’m into eating as little as possible, paying as little attention as possible. I never cook. Never use the stove or anything.
Noam Chomsky

ime to plant tears, says the almanac. The grandmother sings to the marvelous stove and the child draws another inscrutable house.
Elizabeth Bishop

I am in love with my La Cornue custom-made stove – it’s a dream to use and my favourite part of the kitchen.
Kylie Minogue

Like a piece of ice on a hot stove the poem must ride on its own melting.
Robert Frost

A writing cook and a cooking writer must be bold at the desk as well as the stove.
M. F. K. Fisher

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
Phyllis Diller

If you want to warm a church, put a stove in the pulpit.
J. C. Ryle

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can’t see the stove
Groucho Marx

Store spices in a cool, dark place, not above your stove. Humidity, light and heat will cause herbs and spices to lose their flavor.
Rick Tramonto

Enthusiasm is as good a thing in the Church as fire is in a cook stove.
Billy Sunday

The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. Nor upon a cold stove lid.
Mark Twain

When I was alone, I lived on eggplant, the stove top cook’s strongest ally.
Laurie Colwin

We lit the stove a few days ago and the entire room is filled with smoke. I prefer central heating, and I’m probably not the only one.
Anne Frank

I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
Charles Barkley

One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going I realized I hadn’t thought of dessert.
Gwyneth Paltrow

I’ve really learned a lot, really learned a lot, love is like a stove, burns you when it’s hot
Roy Orbison

My wrist deserve a shout out, ‘I’m like what up wrist?’ My stove deserve a shout out, ‘I’m like what up stove?’
2 Chainz

Time flames like a paraffin stove / and what burns are the minutes I live.
Irving Layton

[T]he cold warms me—after a different fashion from that of the kitchen stove.
John Burroughs

Picture Quotes on Stoves and Cooktops

Collection of quotes by famous people on cooking stoves and cook tops that reminds various life experiences and values!

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Picture Quotes on Stoves and Cooktops
So often the pain of our life is no more than a reminder to take our hand off the stove.
Richard Paul Evans
Picture Quotes on Stoves and Cooktops
Time flames like a paraffin stove / and what burns are the minutes I live.
Irving Layton
Picture Quotes on Stoves and Cooktops
If you want to warm a church, put a stove in the pulpit.
J. C. Ryle
Picture Quotes on Stoves and Cooktops
I’m taking my skills to different people’s homes that have stoves for it.
Snoop Dogg

How can you use these cooking stove quotes?

Any cooking quote such as the ones in this post on stoves and cooktops can help to enhance our life value. How to make better use of it?

  • Put a print out of some of these famous quotes in your kitchen to inspire everyday.
  • Also you can print and place them on dining table to remind us of our basic needs and life values

Let us know how else you would like to get inspired from these sayings.