2: Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
3: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
4: Wanna try an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss but down under.
5: Hey baby, there’s a party in my pants and you’re invited!
6: Hi, I’m the new milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
7: Hi, I’m a freelance gynaecologist. How long has it been since your last check up?
8: You know if I were you I’d have sex with me.
9: The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it in you?
10: I wish you were my little toe. Then I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
11: I’m either going home with you or behind you. Take your pick.
12: Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore… My face should be among them.
13: If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
14: So you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
15: Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
16: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put my name first so you could memorize what to moan later on tonight.
17: I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
18: I’m bisexual. I’d like to buy you a drink and then get sexual.
19: Since we shouldn’t waste things in this bad economy, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
20: As long as you need a place to sit, you’ll always have my face.
21: Do you want to have great sex? No? Good, then come to my place.
22: You have eyes like spanners. When I look into them my nuts tighten.
23: We should play strip poker. You can strip and I’ll poke you.
24: Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
25: I hope you’re a plumber, ’cause you got my pipe leaking.
26: Why have I got a pierced tongue? You’ll soon find out.
27: Hey girl, wanna go halves on a baby?
28: You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
29: Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt… my eyes!
30: What time do you get off? Can I watch?
31: Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.