Are you a girl and looking for some cheese and dirty line for your boyfriend? Then you are at right page. We have a large collection of best dirty pick up lines ever for girls. They’re cheesy, corny, and definitely a bit dirty! Further, these are funny and few are hilarious. So lets jump into dirty pickup lines for girls 🙂
Also check some of the best dirty pickup lines that guys can try on girls!
Dirty Pickup Lines for a Girl
These cheesy and dirty lines for girls may not be the best to use when chatting up a stranger or on a dating app (we may be wrong on that sometime), but if you’re trying to make you significant other laugh then they sure are worth trying.
1: You look like a hard worker.
I have an opening you can fill.
2: Now I know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for your wood.
3: If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
4: I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
5: Are those Guess jeans?
‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
6: Do you do carpeting?
Because I’m looking for a deep shag.
7: My bed’s broken, can I sleep in yours?
8: Let’s do breakfast tomorrow.
Should I call you or nudge you?
9: Did you just ring my doorbell?
Well, you can come inside if you want to.
11: Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
12: Have you got a napkin?
You’re making me wet.
13: Have you got any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
14: My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?
15: I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
16: Pick a number between 1 and 10.
You lose, now take off your clothes.
17: You know what they say about men with big feet.
Want to prove that to me?
18: Do you like to eat Mexican?
Because you’re heating up my taco.
19: What’s better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
20: Nice package.
Let me unwrap that for you.
21: Bbrrrr! My hands are cold.
Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?
22: I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
23: I hear you’ve been a bad boy.
Now go to MY room!
24: How do you like your sausage in the morning?
Scrambled or blown?
25: I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?
26: What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?
27: My body’s got 206 bones.
Want to give me another one?
28: That shirt is very becoming on you.
Then again, I would be too!
29: There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
30: Your belt looks extremely tight.
Let me loosen it for you.
31: Are you a light switch?
‘Cause I want to turn you on!
32: Do you want to give me an Australian kiss?
It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under.
33: If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
34: Tell me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
35: How do you like your eggs?
I prefer mine fertilized.
36: Do these look real?
37: I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can sure as hell make your bed rock.
38: Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
39: I’m easy, but it looks like you’re hard.
40: In my mind, we’re going to have sex anyway, so you might as well be in the room.
41: Sex is a killer.
Do you wanna die happy?
42: Are you a rainstorm?
Because you’re making me dripping wet.
43: Let’s play hockey.
I’ll be the net, and you can score.
44: Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex?
45: I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
46: I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before?
Well, why don’t we?
47: Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.
48: Do you want to pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them?
49: Do you know how to use a whip?
50: Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills?
We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
51: I’m not a horse, but you can ride me like one if you like.
52: I’ve got the buns.
Have you got the hot dog?
53: Do you want to go to In-and-Out for burgers or just in-and-out of me?
54: Are you going to sleep with me or do I have to lie to my diary?
55: I can take my pants off in two seconds.
Let’s see how long it takes you.
56: Do you know what’d look good on you?
57: Are you the delivery man?
Because I believe you have a package for me.
58: Is your dad the muffin man?
Because you sure do give me a banana cream filling.
59: I love every bone in my body…
60: Shall we let only latex stand between our love.
61: I’ve been a bad girl, so spank me!
62: Are you into one-night stands?
Then why don’t you lie down?
63: Are you into one-night stands?
Then it’s a good thing it’s daytime.
64: If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
65: Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana? [wink, wink]
66: You look cold.
Do you want to use me as a blanket?
67: Don’t stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.
68: You bring a whole new meaning to the word, “edible.”
69: Hey baby, want to play fireman?
We can stop, drop, and roll.
70: I lost my teddy bear.
Can I sleep with you tonight?
71: I’m a spy on a secret mission.
Come in me, if you want to live.
72: If you were in bed with me, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm.
73: Smile if you want to sleep with me.
74: Wanna play Army?
You be the enemy and I’ll blow you away.
75: “You’re beautiful” has U in it, but “quickie” has U and I together.
76: Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
77: Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you
78: How much woman can you handle?
79: Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
80: I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?
81: I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
82: Sex is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in.
83: Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
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