83 Best Dirty Pickup Lines for a Girl to Say to a Boy
dirty pickup lines that guys can try on girls!
Dirty Pickup Lines for a Girl
These cheesy and dirty lines for girls may not be the best to use when chatting up a stranger or on a dating app (we may be wrong on that sometime), but if you’re trying to make you significant other laugh then they sure are worth trying.
1: You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
2: Now I know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for your wood.
3: If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
4: I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
5: Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
6: Do you do carpeting? Because I’m looking for a deep shag.
7: My bed’s broken, can I sleep in yours?
8: Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
9: Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want to.
11: Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
12: Have you got a napkin? You’re making me wet.
13: Have you got any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
14: My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?
15: I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
16: Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
17: You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?
18: Do you like to eat Mexican? Because you’re heating up my taco.
19: What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.
20: Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you.
21: Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?
22: I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
23: I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
24: How do you like your sausage in the morning? Scrambled or blown?
25: I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
26: What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?
27: My body’s got 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
28: That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
29: There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
30: Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.
31: Are you a light switch? ‘Cause I want to turn you on!
32: Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under.
33: If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
34: Tell me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
35: How do you like your eggs? I prefer mine fertilized.