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Beautiful blonde one liner jokes
We repeat the line “One liner a day, keeps a doctor away” just to re-emphasize the impact of funny and concise one liners. So check this list of funny blonde one lines and enjoy.
1: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear? Data transfer.
2: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
3: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants.
4: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
5: What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.
6: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice tits!
7: How do blonde braincells die? Alone.
8: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A Space Invader.
9: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod.
10: Why can’t blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
11: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
12: What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
13: What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don’t let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
14: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
15: What do you give the blonde that has everything? Penicillin.
16: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
17: What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill.
18: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
19: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
20: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
21: A blonde said, ‘I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid.’
22: We all have one ginger friend that claims to be ‘strawberry blonde’.
23: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones.
24: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? ‘Are you sure it’s mine?’
25: What’s the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? They both drip when they’re fucked.
26: How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead.
27: Why doesn’t a blonde talk during sex? Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
28: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?
29: Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed.
30: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
31: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
32: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
33: If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive.
34: Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
35: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers.
36: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means Stop.
37: What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself.
38: What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life? Third Grade!
39: I’m blonde. What’s your excuse?
40: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said ‘concentrate’!
41: What is a blonde’s favorite color? Glitter.
42: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!
43: I’m not dumb, I just have a lot of blonde moments.
44: What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios? Donut seeds.
45: How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
46: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear.
47: What is a blonde’s favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!
48: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count.
49: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They’ve both swallowed a lot of seamen.
50: How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t. They’re born that way!
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