A true soccer fan would live some riddles on the sport. These funny soccer riddles are good fun to play yourself and share with your friends.
Funny soccer riddles
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1. What do soccer referees send during the holiday season?
Yellow cards
2. Why was the soccer pitch so wet?
Because the players dribbled all over it
3. Why didn’t the dog want to play soccer?
He was a boxer
4. How do birds cheer for their favorite soccer team?
They egg them on
5. What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match
6. Which soccer player takes the goal home after every game?
The goalkeeper
7. Where’s the best place to shop for a soccer shirt?
New Jersey
8. Why is it so hot after a soccer match?
Because there aren’t any fans
9. What do you call a woman stood between two soccer goal posts?
Annette
10. Why are soccer players so good at math?
Because they know how to use their heads
11. Why did the soccer coach give all his players lighters?
Because they lost all their matches
12. Where do soccer players dance?
At a soccer ball
13. Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was tired of being kicked around
14. What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
A fence
15. Which soccer players can jump higher than the crossbar?
All of them The crossbar can’t jump
16. How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?
The score’s always 0-0 before the game
17. What do you call a T-Rex who gets a goal?
A dino-score
18. What position does a ghost play in a soccer game?
Ghoulie
19. What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
Penal-tea
20. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she ran away from the ball
21. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
So he could tie the score
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