Best collection of hilarious one-line jokes about bar scene and about bartenders. Read them for fun and enjoy.
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Bar and Bartender one liners
We repeat the line “One liner a day, keeps a doctor away” just to re-emphasize the impact of funny and concise one liners. So check this list of bar and bartender funny lines and enjoy.
1: A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
2: A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ‘Pint please, and one for the road.’
3: A man enters a store and says: ’15 litres of wine please.’ ‘Did you bring a container for this?’ ‘You’re speaking to it.’
4: Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose to pay for self destruction
5: I was going to write a joke about alcoholic midgets but I don’t want to lower the bar.
6: Two midgets walk into a mini-bar.
7: I was drinking at the bar last night, so I took a bus home…That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.
8: A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket.
9: Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket.
…Walks into the bar jokes
10: A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.’
11: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘So, why the long face?’
12: A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ‘Gimme a beer, and a mop.’
13: A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out.
14: A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.
15: A man walks into a bar. OUCH! You would have thought he would have seen it!
16: A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
17: A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, For you, no charge!
18: An Irish man walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!
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