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Funny Knock Knock Pickup Lines to Open the Heart

Knock Knock pickup lines can be great way to open the heart of your dear one. Sorry, if they slam the door on your face once they see your face!

So enjoy these knock knock lines and for more fun read our best pickup lines.

Knock Knock pickup lines

The knock-knock joke is a type of audience-participatory joke cycle, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children’s jokes, though there are exceptions, just like these pick up lines 🙂

1: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.

2: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?

3: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.

4: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you’re the fairest of them all.

5: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.

6: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.

7: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.

8: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?

9: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.

10: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.

11: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.

12: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re asleep.

13: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let’s screw.

14: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?

15: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you’re looking?

16: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.

17: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.

18: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.

19: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I’m feeling?

20: Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.

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