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51 Hilarious Mormon Pickup Lines to Use in Church!

Mormon Pickup Lines

Mormons follow Mormonism. They may have special pickup lines to share with us because they follow polygamy. Mormons are members of the LDS church and used to practice polygamy so they sure will have some good chat up lines!

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Mormon Pickup Lines

Mormon-tarily you may be lost for words at these hilarious Mormon pickup lines! Funny enough, they’re perfect for that Mormon-tous occasion of chatting up with your crush!

1: I think I recognize your name from my patriarchal blessing.

2: Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.

3: Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

4: Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.

5: Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.

6: I’ve been reading the Book of Numbers, and realized I don’t have yours.

7: The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

8: Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.

9: You’re breaking a commandment, because you’re smokin’!

10: I knew I’d feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.

11: Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

12: Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.

13: Are you a Gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.

14: Is the spirit telling you what it’s telling me?

15: Did you go to EFY? Because I am Especially For You.

16: I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.

17: Is your name Sunshine? Because you are ‘In my soul today’.

18: Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.

19: No, I’m not coveting. I intend to make you mine.

20: I miss you like the Book of Mormon missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.

21: Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?

22: What’s your favorite temple? Mine is yours.

23: You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.

24: Don’t I know you from the pre-existence?

25: What’s a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?

26: I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you, then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder.

27: Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

28: You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream. Precious above all others.

29: I think it’s time we moved out of the single’s ward, if you know what I mean.

30: My Liahona pointed to you.

31: Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

32: I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion.

33: You remind me of my three other wives.

34: Am I dreaming… Or are you a revelation?

35: Can I buy you a cup of Postum?

36: We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.

37: Wanna hold the priesthood?

38: You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2 – 3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!

39: A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.

40: I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.

41: Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.

42: Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart.

43: I can be your scripture hero.

44: Are you feeling cold, because I could be your Holy Ghost.

45: Can your bring your feelings for me to church on Tuesday night? Because I’m damn sure it’s mutual.

46: You know why solomon had so many wives? Because he never found you.

47: You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

48: Do you go to EFY because I’m especially for you.

49: If you don’t marry me you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation in the highest degree of celestial kingdom for that matter.

50: Even with the Liahona I get lost in your eyes

51: If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.

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