These nerds pickup lines are from Chemistry and Biology science topics. Sure enough, chemistry pick up lines are bound to get a reaction 🙂
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Nerds Pickup Lines
A nerd is a person seen as overly intellectual, obsessive, introverted or lacking social skills. Such a person may spend inordinate amounts of time on unpopular, little known, or non-mainstream activities!
1: Do you have 11 protons? ‘Cause you’re Sodium fine!
2: Do you like Science? Because I’ve got my ion you!
3: You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
4: You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
5: Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe AsS!
6: Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
7: Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
8: I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
9: If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
10: You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.
11: Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
12: Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
13: I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
14: Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne
15: I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
16: If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
17: We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
18: You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
19: You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
20: Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
21: Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
22: I’m more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
23: I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
24: If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive.
25: If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
26: I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
27: How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
28: If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
29: We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
30: Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
31: Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
32: Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
33: Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
34: According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
35: Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
36: My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
37: I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
38: I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
39: I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.
40: You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
41: Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid.
42: Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
43: You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
44: Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
45: If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
46: If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.
47: I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
48: You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
49: Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
50: Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
51: Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
52: It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat.
53: If I were a Shwann cell, I’d squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
54: If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
55: Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
56: I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
57: You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
58: Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
59: You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
60: Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
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