God one liner jokes
We repeat the line “One liner a day, keeps a doctor away” just to re-emphasize the impact of funny and concise one liners. So check this list of funny lines on almighty god and enjoy.
1: Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
2: Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
3: What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!
4: See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
5: God grades on the cross, not the curve.
6: God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems.
7: Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they’re happy.
8: War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
9: Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
10: If God hadn’t meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn’t have made it look like a taco.
11: If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
12: Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
13: When you get to your wit’s end, You’ll find God lives there.
14: Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good.
15: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? Because that’s what God held them by when he was painting them.
16: Why did God give Black guy’s big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.
17: I swear to drunk I’m not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don’t do vegetables.
18: The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.
19: Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
20: Why did God put men on the Earth? Becuase a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
21: Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!
22: Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
23: God sees everything. Neighbors – even more… Tell me who I am and I will tell you who you are…
24: What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that.
25: Why wasn’t Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
26: If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus? This Guy is a goldmine.
27: I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
28: Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid).
29: Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.
30: God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
31: If God is your co-pilot – swap seats.
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