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22 Famous Quotes by Adam Carolla

Quotes by Adam Carolla

Famous quotes and lines by Adam Carolla, the host of “The Adam Carolla Show”, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the “most downloaded podcast” as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011. Adam Carolla is an American radio personality, actor and podcaster.

Best quotes by Adam Carolla

I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

— Adam Carolla

The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.

— Adam Carolla

I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

— Adam Carolla

My first car was a motorcycle.

— Adam Carolla

I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least I’m that superstitious about it so I don’t want to take any chances.

— Adam Carolla

I think we’re getting to the point where everyone’s getting fat and everyone’s getting allergic or claims to be allergic to something and people can’t walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.

— Adam Carolla

I don’t know anything about computers.

— Adam Carolla

I don’t have anything against my mom but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

— Adam Carolla

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good solid peasant food.

— Adam Carolla

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

— Adam Carolla

Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

— Adam Carolla

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?

— Adam Carolla

It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

— Adam Carolla

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

— Adam Carolla

All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

— Adam Carolla

I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work and then purchase health insurance or whatever it is.

— Adam Carolla

I don’t have anything against my mom but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

— Adam Carolla

Well the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

— Adam Carolla

You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.

— Adam Carolla

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

— Adam Carolla

I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

— Adam Carolla

When you have kids you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.

— Adam Carolla

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