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Famous Quotes by American Author Fran Lebowitz

Collection of most interesting and famous quotes by American author Fran Lebowitz.

Frances Ann Lebowitz is an American author, public speaker, and occasional actor. Lebowitz is known for her sardonic social commentary on American life as filtered through her New York City sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern-day Dorothy Parker.

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Best Quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning restless urge to write or paint simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

— Fran Lebowitz

Contrary to popular opinion the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.

— Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

— Fran Lebowitz

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

— Fran Lebowitz

I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child’ for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.

— Fran Lebowitz

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

— Fran Lebowitz

If you’re going to America bring your own food.

— Fran Lebowitz

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

— Fran Lebowitz

You’re only as good as your last haircut.

— Fran Lebowitz

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

— Fran Lebowitz

Polite conversation is rarely either.

— Fran Lebowitz

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

— Fran Lebowitz

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are in fact barely presentable.

— Fran Lebowitz

You’re only as good as your last haircut.

— Fran Lebowitz

Great people talk about ideas average people talk about things and small people talk about wine.

— Fran Lebowitz

You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

— Fran Lebowitz

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.

— Fran Lebowitz

Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

— Fran Lebowitz

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

— Fran Lebowitz

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors a location where it cannot be argued there are never enough comfortable chairs.

— Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

— Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

— Fran Lebowitz

Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

— Fran Lebowitz

Success didn’t spoil me I’ve always been insufferable.

— Fran Lebowitz

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

— Fran Lebowitz

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

— Fran Lebowitz

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