30 Awesome Quotes by Actor George Burns

Collection of most interesting and famous quotes by American comedian George Burns.

George Burns was an American comedian, actor, singer, and writer. He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three-quarters of a century.

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Best Quotes by George Burns

You can’t help getting older but you don’t have to get old.

— George Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

— George Burns

If you live to be one hundred you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.

— George Burns

Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.

— George Burns

At my age flowers scare me.

— George Burns

I would go out with women my age but there are no women my age.

— George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

— George Burns

I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

— George Burns

I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.

— George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

— George Burns

I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

— George Burns

Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.

— George Burns

Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.

— George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

— George Burns

If you live to be one hundred you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.

— George Burns

I spent a year in that town one Sunday.

— George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

— George Burns

I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.

— George Burns

Look to the future because that is where you’ll spend the rest of your life.

— George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar a good meal a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

— George Burns

Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.

— George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar a good meal a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

— George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

— George Burns

Don’t stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.

— George Burns

I can’t afford to die I’d lose too much money.

— George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

— George Burns

I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

— George Burns

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.

— George Burns

I would go out with women my age but there are no women my age.

— George Burns

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