You got troubled from someone who is passing cheesy and romantic chat up lines on you? If yes, then you definitely have many options to revert back to him with these reverse pickup lines.
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Reverse pickup lines
Check these awesome collection of reverse pickup lines and make a strong comeback when you don’t want to hear from that unwanted guy 🙂
1: BOY: I love you
GIRL: (sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit
2: Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i’ll put U and I next to each other
Girl: It’s already together dumbass
3: Boy:Nice hair
Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun
4: Boy:Nice hair
Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun
5: Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?
6: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
7: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
8: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
9: Did you fall from heaven? Because the ground around you looks like it’s cracked.
10: Did you fall from heaven? Because the ground around you looks like it’s cracked.
11: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?
12: Do you know karate? Because I wanna know if you can fight back!
13: Do you know karate? Because I wanna know if you can fight back!
14: Do you know karate? Because I’d like to kick you in the face.
15: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
16: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
17: Do you work for UPS? Because i could swear that you were checking out my package.
18: Does beauty run in your family?
It obviously doesn’t in yours!
19: Does beauty run in your family?
It obviously doesn’t in yours!
20: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Do I look bald?
21: Can I buy you a drink?
Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
22: Can I buy you a drink?
Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
23: can i buy you a drink?
i buy you a taxi?
24: Can I have your number?
I don’t have one.
25: Can I have your number?
I don’t have one.
26: Can I have your number?
Sure. Twelve.
27: Don’t scream
28: Don’t scream
29: Don’t turn this **** into a murder.
30: Drink this!
31: Drink this!
32: Female=You Son of a B*tch!
Male=Hi Mum!
33: Girl, I wish you were a car door, because I’d slam you all night
34: Girl, I wish you were a car door, because I’d slam you all night
35: Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got ‘Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.’ written all over you.
36: Guy: (Walks up to girl) ‘I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts’.
Girl: ‘Well that’s to bad because you can’t have sex with my personality’. (Then walks away)
37: Guy: (Walks up to girl) ‘I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts’.
Girl: ‘Well that’s to bad because you can’t have sex with my personality’. (Then walks away)
38: Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
Okay, get out.
39: Guy: I believe in women’s rights. That’s what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not…
40: Guy: I believe in women’s rights. That’s what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not…
41: Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together.
Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.
42: Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on.
Girl: Really? I think you would too.
43: Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on.
Girl: Really? I think you would too.
44: Have you met Ted?
45: Haven’t we met before?
Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
46: Haven’t we met before?
Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
47: He: Do you like aardvarks?
She: No.
He: Neither do I, I’m Harold…
48: Hello im a thief and I’m here to steal your purse
49: Hello im a thief and I’m here to steal your purse
50: Hello my name is Horny and… oops… I got it wrong didn’t I?
51: Guy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar
Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage
52: Guy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar
Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage
53: Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life?
Girl: Ok sure
Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me
54: guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon?
girl:No.
guy: well your no help.
55: guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon?
girl:No.
guy: well your no help.
56: Hey baby, let’s play “carpenter.” First we get hammered then I nail you!
You didn’t bring enough wood.
57: Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I’ve got crabs!
58: Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I’ve got crabs!
59: Hey baby, you make me wanna get a job.
60: Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
61: Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
62: Hey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),while an adult female is about half that.
63: Hey I used to be a man, but I’m pretty horny.
64: Hey I used to be a man, but I’m pretty horny.
65: Hey there little girl there is a party down my pants you want to come?
Oh I’m sorry i don’t speak Herpes.
66: Hey you should let me have sex with you!
Why?
Because I’m going to do it anyway!
67: Hey you should let me have sex with you!
Why?
Because I’m going to do it anyway!
68: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Do not Enter
69: Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason
Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!
70: Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason
Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!
71: Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ….. in the antonyms
72: Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.
73: Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.
74: Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.
75: Him Would you like to dance?
Her NO!v
Him I’m sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, ‘You look fat in those pants.’
76: Him Would you like to dance?
Her NO!v
Him I’m sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, ‘You look fat in those pants.’
77: Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull…??
Her: (smiles) and says no..
Him: there is a good reaseon for that..
78: How did you get to be so beautiful?
I must’ve been given your share.
79: How did you get to be so beautiful?
I must’ve been given your share.
80: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized !
81: I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning.
Aww, because I’m so sweet?
No. Because you’re fat as hell.
82: I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning.
Aww, because I’m so sweet?
No. Because you’re fat as hell.
83: I can make your bed rock.
Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..
84: I can see forever in your eyes.
But all I can see is never in yours.
85: I can see forever in your eyes.
But all I can see is never in yours.
86: I can tell that you want me.
Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you to leave.
87: I have no gag reflex.
88: I have no gag reflex.
89: I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U
90: I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
91: I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.
92: I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?
93: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.
94: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.
95: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.
96: I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I’m the only one talking to you.
97: I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I’m the only one talking to you.
98: I put the STD in STUD, now all I need is U.
99: A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place??
B: No..
A: U don’t like pizza? Some chinees then?
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