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99 Best Reverse Pickup Lines to Revert Back

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Reverse pickup lines

Check these awesome collection of reverse pickup lines and make a strong comeback when you don’t want to hear from that unwanted guy 🙂

1: BOY: I love you
GIRL: (sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

2: Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i’ll put U and I next to each other
Girl: It’s already together dumbass

3: Boy:Nice hair
Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

4: Boy:Nice hair
Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

5: Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?

6: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

7: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

8: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

9: Did you fall from heaven? Because the ground around you looks like it’s cracked.

10: Did you fall from heaven? Because the ground around you looks like it’s cracked.

11: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

12: Do you know karate? Because I wanna know if you can fight back!

13: Do you know karate? Because I wanna know if you can fight back!

14: Do you know karate? Because I’d like to kick you in the face.

15: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong

16: Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong

17: Do you work for UPS? Because i could swear that you were checking out my package.

18: Does beauty run in your family?
It obviously doesn’t in yours!

19: Does beauty run in your family?
It obviously doesn’t in yours!

20: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Do I look bald?

21: Can I buy you a drink?
Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

22: Can I buy you a drink?
Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

23: can i buy you a drink?
i buy you a taxi?

24: Can I have your number?
I don’t have one.

25: Can I have your number?
I don’t have one.

26: Can I have your number?
Sure. Twelve.

27: Don’t scream

28: Don’t scream

29: Don’t turn this **** into a murder.

30: Drink this!

31: Drink this!

32: Female=You Son of a B*tch!
Male=Hi Mum!

33: Girl, I wish you were a car door, because I’d slam you all night

34: Girl, I wish you were a car door, because I’d slam you all night

35: Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got ‘Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.’ written all over you.

36: Guy: (Walks up to girl) ‘I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts’.
Girl: ‘Well that’s to bad because you can’t have sex with my personality’. (Then walks away)

37: Guy: (Walks up to girl) ‘I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts’.
Girl: ‘Well that’s to bad because you can’t have sex with my personality’. (Then walks away)

38: Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
Okay, get out.

39: Guy: I believe in women’s rights. That’s what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not…

40: Guy: I believe in women’s rights. That’s what women deserve. Girl: Oh really? Because I was just gonna go make you a sandwich and get in bed with you, but I guess not…

41: Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together.
Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

42: Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on.
Girl: Really? I think you would too.

43: Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on.
Girl: Really? I think you would too.

44: Have you met Ted?

45: Haven’t we met before?
Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

46: Haven’t we met before?
Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

47: He: Do you like aardvarks?
She: No.
He: Neither do I, I’m Harold…

48: Hello im a thief and I’m here to steal your purse

49: Hello im a thief and I’m here to steal your purse

50: Hello my name is Horny and… oops… I got it wrong didn’t I?

51: Guy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar
Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage

52: Guy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar
Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage

53: Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life?
Girl: Ok sure
Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

54: guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon?
girl:No.
guy: well your no help.

55: guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon?
girl:No.
guy: well your no help.

56: Hey baby, let’s play “carpenter.” First we get hammered then I nail you!
You didn’t bring enough wood.

57: Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I’ve got crabs!

58: Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I’ve got crabs!

59: Hey baby, you make me wanna get a job.

60: Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

61: Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

62: Hey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),while an adult female is about half that.

63: Hey I used to be a man, but I’m pretty horny.

64: Hey I used to be a man, but I’m pretty horny.

65: Hey there little girl there is a party down my pants you want to come?
Oh I’m sorry i don’t speak Herpes.

66: Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why?
Because I’m going to do it anyway!

67: Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why?
Because I’m going to do it anyway!

68: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
Do not Enter

69: Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason
Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!

70: Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason
Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!

71: Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ….. in the antonyms

72: Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

73: Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

74: Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.

75: Him Would you like to dance?
Her NO!v Him I’m sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, ‘You look fat in those pants.’

76: Him Would you like to dance?
Her NO!v Him I’m sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, ‘You look fat in those pants.’

77: Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull…??
Her: (smiles) and says no..
Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

78: How did you get to be so beautiful?
I must’ve been given your share.

79: How did you get to be so beautiful?
I must’ve been given your share.

80: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized !

81: I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning.
Aww, because I’m so sweet?
No. Because you’re fat as hell.

82: I bet you put extra sugar in your cereal every morning.
Aww, because I’m so sweet?
No. Because you’re fat as hell.

83: I can make your bed rock.
Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

84: I can see forever in your eyes.
But all I can see is never in yours.

85: I can see forever in your eyes.
But all I can see is never in yours.

86: I can tell that you want me.
Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you to leave.

87: I have no gag reflex.

88: I have no gag reflex.

89: I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

90: I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

91: I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

92: I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?

93: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

94: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

95: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.
Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

96: I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I’m the only one talking to you.

97: I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I’m the only one talking to you.

98: I put the STD in STUD, now all I need is U.

99: A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place??
B: No..
A: U don’t like pizza? Some chinees then?

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