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19 R Rated Sexy Riddles – Only for Adults

R Rated Sexy Riddles

These sexy riddles are R rated and for adults who love some sexy lines. Basically these are riddles with double entendre words. Double entendre phrases open to two interpretations, one of which is usually risqué or indecent.

R Rated Sexy Riddles

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1. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.

2. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

3. Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.

4. Do you know why called sex?
Because its easier to spell than ahhhhh…. ooohhhh… allaeeee… outch…

5. What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.

6. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
She kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face, and moaning, “Lie to me!”

7. Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.

8. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

9. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
1 U.S. leader

10. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.

11. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
Beat it – we’re closed.

12. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
To find a tight seal.

13. What's the difference between sin and shame?
It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.

14. What's another name for pickled bread?

15. Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
She’s withholding evidence.

16. What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.

17. Why is sex like a bridge game?
You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand.

18. What's the height of conceit?
Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

19. What's the definition of macho?
Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

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