Funny Laundry and Washing Machine Quotes

Can you describe a laundry time? The work is kinda thankless, there are no overtime pay provisions in place, and an unfair majority of whatever free time we do have is usually already earmarked for this or that project around the home front.

This post has collection of life events and situations in comparison with laundry time and washing machine chores.

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Top Quotes on Washing Machines

Collection of funny and witty quotes on washing machines and daily chores by famous people from various walks of life.

Normal is a cycle on a washing machine.
– Emmylou Harris

It’s not nothing when you’re abroad and you don’t have a washing machine.
– Darryl Pinckney

I truly believe fishing is like a washing machine for your brain
– Henry Winkler

Vibration is always good. Sitting on top of the washing machine thats going.
– Gillian Anderson

Harry, guess what?” said Tonks from her perch on top of the washing machine, and she wiggled her left hand at him; a ring glittered there.
– J. K. Rowling

Humphrey Searle writes music that sounds like the theme from ‘Star Wars’ played backwards through a washing machine.
– Clive James

When you sing the same song over and over and over again, it stops meaning what it originally meant to you. It starts sounding like white noise, or my washing machine.
– Linda Ronstadt

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.
– Whoopi Goldberg

My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication.
– Uma Thurman

Normal is a cycle on the washing machine. There is no such thing when it comes to human beings.
– Trisha Goddard

Being unique is what’s cool. Normal? What’s normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.
– Ashley Purdy

When a husband says, “I run things in my home” he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
– Sam Ewing

If you or me go to the gas station to fill up our car and it costs us much more than we expected, it will zap our discretionary income. We won’t have the extra money to buy that washing machine or new winter coat-all big ticket items that are important to economic growth.
– Maria Bartiromo

We are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine stage with the Internet.
– Jeff Bezos

A washing machine needs constant maintenance. It doesn’t want any harm. It wants tranquility, and you need someone to you’re not going to harm it by continuously monitoring it and adjusting it.
– Nassim Nicholas Taleb

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine.
– Wynonna Judd

Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine.
– Whoopi Goldberg

The washing machine changed the world more than the Internet.
– Ha-Joon Chang

I was more ashamed that I couldn’t work the washing machine than the fact that I was taking drugs.
– Elton John

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
– Dave Barry

The freedom of women was achieved by two things: One, the Pill. Two… by labour-saving devices like the washing machine. By science, not feminism.
– Doris Lessing

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine’s Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.
– Milton Berle

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I’m the maid in my house.
– Denis Leary

If you have democracy, people will vote for washing machines. They love them.
– Hans Rosling

If your washing machine stops working and you’re addicted to appliances that work, you’ll get upset and you will suffer. If you prefer that your appliances work well, then when your washing machine breaks down you won’t compound the problem by superimposing your uncomfortable emotions on the situation.
– Ken Keyes Jr.

But there’s so much kludge, so much terrible stuff, we are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine stage with the Internet. That’s where we are. We don’t get our hair caught in it, but that’s the level of primitiveness of where we are. We’re in 1908.
– Jeff Bezos

Everyone wants a piece of land. It’s the only sure investment. It can never depreciate like a car or a washing machine. Land will double its value in ten years. In less than that. Land is going up every day.
– Sam Shepard

Unshed tears leave a deposit on your heart. Eventually they form a crust around it and paralyze it, the way mineral deposits paralyze a washing machine.
– Susanna Tamaro

It’s a vicious cycle. It’s like a washing machine with the lid jammed down. -Christina Kratovac (pg 53)
– Jaclyn Moriarty

Picture Quotes on Doing Laundry

Laundry quotes — Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I’m the maid in my house.
**– Denis Leary**

Washing machine quote — My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine.
**– Wynonna Judd**

Washing machine quotes — Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
**– Dave Barry**

Funny GIFs Related to Laundry

“Laundry is the real Neverending Story.” — “Laundry is the *real* Neverending Story.”

“When I said ‘I do’ I didn’t mean the laundry.’”

“Don’t you just love those 12 seconds when the laundry is done?”

“Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel but that would only mean more laundry for me.”

“I love doing laundry! Except for putting it in the dryer, taking it out and folding it and then putting it away.”

“I’m pretty sure my laundry breeds while I sleep.”

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