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Worst One Liner Jokes on Homosexuals(Gays) that are So Inappropriate

Collection of funny one liners about gays, gay men, male homosexuals. Read these hilarious short one liner jokes and have fun.

You may also like our collection of non-veg one liners and “men vs women” fun as a good reading.

Homosexuals(Gays) one liners

We repeat the line “One liner a day, keeps a doctor away” just to re-emphasize the impact of funny and concise one liners. So check this list of gay funny one lines and enjoy.

1: How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

2: My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.

3: Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job.

4: Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly? They’re going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it.

5: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

6: What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

7: Anal intercourse is for assholes.

8: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate.

9: Promising thread. Keep them cumming!

10: If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong …

11: What do you call a gay Ginger? Flaming.

12: How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!

13: Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally.

14: What’s the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?

15: My friends say that I’m gay because I don’t like football. What a bunch of idiots. I’m gay because I like cock.

16: Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.

17: How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say ‘FABULOUS!’

18: Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

19: 99% of women say they don’t like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don’t like women.

20: What’s the definition of ‘Tender Love?’ Two gays with hemorrhoids.

21: Hear about the new gay sitcom? ‘Leave it, it’s Beaver.’

22: My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say ‘Now son, this may hurt a bit’.

23: Oh, you’re straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.

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