Homosexuals(Gays) one liners
We repeat the line “One liner a day, keeps a doctor away” just to re-emphasize the impact of funny and concise one liners. So check this list of gay funny one lines and enjoy.
1: How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
2: My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.
3: Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job.
4: Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly? They’re going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it.
5: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
6: What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
7: Anal intercourse is for assholes.
8: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate.
9: Promising thread. Keep them cumming!
10: If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong …
11: What do you call a gay Ginger? Flaming.
12: How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!
13: Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally.
14: What’s the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?
15: My friends say that I’m gay because I don’t like football. What a bunch of idiots. I’m gay because I like cock.
16: Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.
17: How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say ‘FABULOUS!’
18: Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
19: 99% of women say they don’t like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don’t like women.
20: What’s the definition of ‘Tender Love?’ Two gays with hemorrhoids.
21: Hear about the new gay sitcom? ‘Leave it, it’s Beaver.’
22: My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say ‘Now son, this may hurt a bit’.
23: Oh, you’re straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
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